"We shouldn't be surprised if string theory turns out to be false ... according to this, it's *all* a pack of Lies." [But 'Lie' is apparently pronounced 'lee'.]
"The Universe is a doily."
"Oh my God, it's full of dolies!"
"Oh - my - gawd... I was looking at comet 17P Holmes last night. I took a picture and analyzed it on my laptop. It's not a comet. It looks like a doily; an E8 doily. Oh my gawd, Garrett Lisi is right - THE UNIVERSE IS A DOILY !!!!!! ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"